Thursday, September 24, 2009

The real truth?


I’m back.

You’re probably wondering where I’ve been. Well, keep wondering because I’m not gonna tell you.

Okey, okey! I can almost hear Tracey protesting, so here is the reason...

The truth is, I was confined to a hospital bed the past days. I underwent a risky operation to surgically remove my twin sister who’s attached to my hip.

Wait a minute. I haven’t told you that, have I? Damn, I have been blabbering here a lot of things about me and I can't believe I have missed that! You see, I am one half of a Siamese twin. Probably now you know why you kept getting pics of just my upper torso. Yes, that was intentional as I tried to hide my twin sister from public eyes. No, I didn’t mean to keep it a secret. It just hasn’t come up in our conversations. (I mean no one has ever asked me: "Do you have a Siamese twin?")

Anyway, unfortunately, the surgery didn’t work. The doctors will try again in six months. And yes, my twin sister is still here attached to my side. ( OUCH! HEY, THAT HURTS! STOP POKING ON MY RIBS!!)

Lower those brows, please! Of course, I am merely joking. I have been sitting here in front of my pc with nothing to say. But I want you to know that I am okey and have been reading your blogs, except that of Fi because her main page won't open in my pc at the office. I am trying to read them here at home and leave comments on them.

Maybe tomorrow I will be able to think straight, hahaha!

14 comments:

Tracey said...

OMG I pity your twin....you are one pillock!!!!!!!!!! You really need Ray over there ASAP, to keep you occupied!!!!LOL XXX

Sid Brechin said...

I think someone had been spending to much time looking at my page.

Amy said...

lol...you had me there for a minute hehe! :) xx

Fi from Four Paws and Whiskers said...

Hahah
Some of my blog is also here
http://fourpawsandwhiskers.posterous.com/
but only the ones mail through
or you can see them all on my profile page on facebook via networked blogs...
I wonder what is not loading - perhaps I will go and tweak it in case you are not the only one having issues
:)

NEO-CONDUIT said...

Lol funny.Its o.k to take time out for a while, your posts are usually fab, sometimes the brain and spirit needs a rest:)
I used to feel so guilty for not writing something, commenting, or reading posts. It took the fun and anticipation away.
Now I accept that sometimes you just need a break to regroup :)
I do hope your o.k.
xoxoxoox

Mimi said...

I've been feeling brain freeze myself. Glad you're back!
I've missed you!

Odette said...

Tracey, i don't mind having a twin as long as she isn't attached to me. i don't want to go to the loo with her she needs to go!
xoxoxo

Odette said...

Sid,
you're right,reading your blogs is contagious!! my mind too goes beyond the normal thinking..
xoxoxo

Odette said...

amy, mimi, kirst,
yes i am fine, very much so. it's just that i don't know what to write so i wrote something to jolt your lethargy...or maybe it was mine!
xoxoxo

Odette said...

Fi,
i can see your header and the sidebar, but not the main page or the blog. it remains empty to me, ugh!
xoxoxoxo

~Sheila~ said...

Good job you are not Siamese twins, or we would expect twice as many posts..!

Angry American said...

I'm very relieved you were just joking. I was thinking of asking you "WTF have you been smoking"? <:o

living_with_ba said...

You just got the raised eyebrow look from me!

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